:: Dave P: "Can you put my pole in that hole?"

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[While putting together a camping tent]

:: Dave P: "So, what would happen if I died?-"
Crystal C: [without hesitation] "-oh I'd be fine"

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[In reference to leading a study alone]

:: Dave P: "I'm going to do some off duty police officers."

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[In reference hiring them as bouncers]

:: Dave P: "You don't want to expose yourself to the freshmen!"

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[In reference to transitioning from student to staff]

:: Dave P: "I've always wanted to cut my balls in half."

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[Referring to how he has always wanted to know what is inside those toy bouncy balls]

:: Dave P: "If you mess with my balls I will knock your balls in!"

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[While playing and intense game of billards]

:: Dave P: "Ahh I'm so excited for my hair cut right now. It's HOT!"

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[He sent a text message about a hair cut and the hot weather]

:: Dave P: "I just want to fertilize my face"

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[In reference to growing facial hair quickly]

:: Dave P: "Ooo yeah I had to turn up the heat!"

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[Having to turn on the heater because it was cold in the house]

:: Dave P: "Crystal, not all those black people are going to say no!"

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[In reference to responses from a color-coded list of people]

:: Dave P: "I REALLY like Bryan! ...I just like looking at him!"

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[In reference to Bryan Enderle's quirks]

:: Dave P: "Ok, if you don't thrust, you don't need to leave it in."

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[Talking about tongue thrusting and how a retainer can prevent your teeth from moving]

:: Dave P: "He's got this sucker next to his thingy!"

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[In reference to the wood floor man who has a vacuum next to this wood sander to keep the sawdust from going everywhere]

:: Dave P: "If I were an old grandma, I'd want to go to a tea party for my daughter's wedding!"

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[Talking about the differences of male and female old people]

:: Dave P: "Maybe I am IN you!"

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[He thought he was logged in as someone else]

:: Dave P: "Wait..what can guys do to you Tif? What can I do to you?"

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[In reference to how our charcters could harrass each other at our Murder Mystery party]

:: Dave P: "He WANTS me."

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[In reference a good interview with a possible employer]

:: Dave P: "Ok... so, you need to get some poles behind your bed."

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[Referring to ways to prevent falling off your bed]

:: Dave P: "Ask him about his fuzzy vibrator, he'll show it to you!"

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[Referring to Brandon's muscle massage thingy]

:: (Before Morgan and Dave Pringle kiss)
Dave P: "I'm better with tongue."

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[Referring to that when you place the tip of your tongue between the two Pringles it keeps the chips in place better - especially for Pringle kissing]

:: Brad L: "Take off your jeans and get in."
Dave P: "Not now."

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[Brad telling Dave to chase a duck into the water]

:: Dave P: "Benny-o drive me home-o."

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[In response to Benny saying thanks for not adding o's to the end of each word to sound Spanish, without thinking Dave says that to the driver (Benny) in the car]