:: Dave P: "So, what would happen if I died?-"
Crystal C: [without hesitation] "-oh I'd be fine"

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[In reference to leading a study alone]

:: Crystal C: "I'm sex free!"
Angelina C: "No you're not!"

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[Crystal was referring to getting all of her PVC immunization shots. Angelina thought she was being morally loose]

:: Crystal C: "She doesn't look the part of whatever she was supposed to play."

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[Talking about an actress in a movie]

:: Crystal C: "I don't like wearing pants... I wonder if I need to put on a shirt?"

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[Talking to herself while getting dressed to go out to dinner]

:: Crystal C: "Oh man, you GUYS are going to WANT me."

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[While playing the bean game she drew some awesome cards for trading]

:: Dave P: "What is the first bird you think of?"
Crystal C: "I don't like beef."

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[I am pretty sure she didn't fully listen to the question being asked]

:: Crystal C: "I can pull off my new jeans at school!"

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[In reference to getting away with wearing dark jeans instead of slacks while teaching]

:: Crystal C: "Did you know you can be naked on AIM?"

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[Explaining the eyeball button on AIM - She meant to say invisible]

:: Crystal C: "I'm not so big that I'm blowing chunks!"

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[She meant to say I'm not so big that I'm having a cow]

:: Crystal C: "So did the Philippines ever actually invade the Israelites?"

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[She meant to say the Philistines]

:: Crystal C: "You look good in an apron!"

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[Talking to Taylor H, referring to that he could work as a waiter and make good money with tips]

:: Crystal C: "I should oscillate!"

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[She meant to refer to her fan]

:: Crystal C: "I'm going to touch you all, is that ok?"

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[Asking her freshman if it's ok for her to lay her hands on them during prayer]

:: Crystal C: "I distance my crotch."

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[In reference to awkwardly close hugs]

:: Crystal C: "When I get really really excited, I have to take off my pants!"

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[In reference to being comfortable in spandex]

:: Crystal C: "It is important that you guys go after older men."

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[Referring to discipling]

:: Crystal C: "Most of the things I own are guys."

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[In reference to her naming her car/water bottle/toys/etc guy names]

:: Benny M: "I don't look good naked."
Crystal C: "Yeah you do!"

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[In reference to his facial hair]