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Ready to laugh at Briana F?

:: Briana F: "It was all hot and sweaty and smelled like guy."

Context Please?!
[In the tent at a retreat]

:: Briana F: "Why is this so hard to suck on? Nothing comes out!"

Context Please?!
[In reference to attempting to drink her In-N-Out milkshake]

:: Fred Y: I didn't hit it.
Briana F: It was so big. How could you miss?
Fred Y: *shakes head*
Briana F: When you hit it, it hurt.

Context Please?!
[In response to Fred running her wheelchair over a pothole]

:: Briana F: "Common, feel me!"
Dru N: "Uhhhh... No thank you?"

Context Please?!
[She wanted him to feel her forehead for a fever]

:: Briana F: "My crotch is on fire!"

Context Please?!
[Her pants got too warm standing next to the fire]

:: Briana F: "Yeah they like flush your womb when you have a miscarriage, that's what happened to me."

Context Please?!
[Referring to how she miraculously survived when the doctor thought she was a miscarried baby and flushed her mother's womb]

:: Briana F: "I would've taken a lot more advantage of Matt."

Context Please?!
[In reference to things she would have done more this year, in that she would have liked to seek Matt's wisdom and friendship more]

:: Briana F: "Let's play Naked!"
Bystanders: "Naked?"
Briana F: "Yeah! It's so much fun!"

Context Please?!
[There's actually a game called naked, but nobody else had heard of it]

:: Briana F: "I'm going to have a baby!"

Context Please?!
[She's going to have a baby come to her house]

:: Briana F: "Mary Yang is in my pants"

Context Please?!
[Briana F was doing laundry, and Mary Y was using a pair of Briana's pants to keep herself warm]

:: Briana F: "Just stick it in your pants."

Context Please?!
[Referring to where Vicky L should hide her sandwich as she smuggles it out of the DC]

:: Briana F: "I'm not ashamed to admit it...I love White Chicks!"

Context Please?!
[Answering the question: What is one movie that you like that you are ashamed to admit?]



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